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Posted by Cockamuffin - February 8th, 2021


Hello! I've missed the sweet juicy taste of voice acting so I've made a voice acting reel. It's the reel dea- no. I dont want to make that joke. No.


I don't expect money unless the project is like a 70 hour spoken word jazz slam poem. Then toss me like a bag of chocolate. I mainly do comedy stuff but I'm down for whatevz blud. Brap


<3



If your ears like what they hear, drop me a message pudding


Love, Chris


<3 <3



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Posted by Cockamuffin - February 7th, 2021


Im a big real artist now and put my album on spotify


Time for big record deal money


https://open.spotify.com/album/3oPKSM9l6j9XhHqbOhRZ2u?si=p9gOa9COSs-S3rF8NPLCsQ


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Posted by Cockamuffin - January 23rd, 2021


Hey gawjus, hey saucylips, hey babycakes MWAH MWAH <3


D'ya wanna like, I dunno, just grab a bite to eat and yknow like eat it, but like yknow, together? xo


Kay, down to business. I made a terrible album full of jokes for like 5 year olds and I'm gonna start posting one song a day until it's all out. Like when you squeeze the toothpaste out yeah lol


It's a comedy album, but the real comedy is how CRINGE it is HAHAHA


Seriously though, check it out if you like kind of Flight of the conchords/Weird Al kind of stuff but like yknow on a TIGHT budget (I am still a baby at mixing) (babies got to learn to walk though) (like im a baby and im learning to walk but its mix- It doesnt matter)


Here's the first one:



Here's the second :O:



Every listen will give me 1 happy thought <3 hugs and kisses


Chris


Posted by Cockamuffin - April 16th, 2020


Hello! So, animation-wise, I've basically been dead, I'm working on a project with my friend, but my mittens are not in an animationy mood (pause for loud boos).


BUT! I have been getting into transcribing music recently, soooo I am offering my services (provocatively lies on carpet).


If you would like anything transcribed- ANYTHING- then I can do that for you for a small price. Depending on what it is of course. Like, if I end up doing the whole soundtrack for Ocarina of time, then that's gonna be a bit more than a tuneful fart. If you want the exact notes to a poor impression of Spongebob, or a bird cawwing it's brains out- then I'LL DO IT (points at camera).


VGM music is my faaave, but I'm not fussy. Or y'know stuff from the portal if ya like? Could maybe make a BestOfNG sheet music book and then send it to an orchestra and win a grammy. (I have no idea how the grammies work)


I can send them over as musescore files, MIDI files (can be used for synthesia- nudges arm), PDF or a crude drawing in MS paint.


If that sounds like something you might like, then drop me a message and we can negotiate (shuts briefcase)


Here's all the ones I've done so far :): https://musescore.com/user/34609299/sheetmusic


Have a lovely day CLEAN YOUR FLIPPING HANDS AND STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE EVEN THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU THE POST EVEN IF THEY ARE SUPER FRIENDLY. Much love xoxoxoxo <3 <3


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Posted by Cockamuffin - March 11th, 2019


First off: Sorry for the terrible rhyme.

Second, HEY! I'm an animator, voice actor, scriptwriter and musician, and every time I go into my retail job, I fill a lake with my tears. Basically, I'm open for commissions and would love to help out any project in any way I can, 'cause newgrounds is a lush community, and I'm also a whore for money (Will only perform softcore stuff xo). Have a look at my page and see if you like the kinds of stuff I make, and if you need anything (not my pancreas though, I'm planning on selling that to a drug dealer), then drop me a message. Love, your third-cousin, Chris xox


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Posted by Cockamuffin - February 1st, 2014


I feel I should make a news post, cause this actually took me a fair amount of time (for once) and I don't ever have any news to post, so I guess this is news. If I see a cat save an old lady from a tree, I'll report it right away. Until then, here's a silly cartoon I made about a bean-selling potato. Hope you like it xoxoxoxoxox

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/633055

 

p.s xxx


Posted by Cockamuffin - August 20th, 2013


Hello! Or as they say in exactly the same place: hello! Awful jokes aside, I'm just making a post to say that I may not be releasing any animations for a while as my RSI has been an absolute tit and is causing me to cry myself to sleep; which is a lie, I don't sleep. But, yeah, I'm currently collaborating with some lovely chaps and I'm doing a bit more written and voice acting based work. Also, I plan to release A LOT more improvisations, so if you enjoy them then happy times! If you don't, then I'll continue to cry myself to non-sleep. So, if you're thinking 'y asnt he made nething bet hes ded lol' it's cause I'm easing off a tad, and I can't read chav speak but if you need a terrible comedy sketch written or an idiot to yell at the mic! I'm your guy/girl/3rd option.

xox

P.S. here's some Walken. Woah

More writing, more voice acting. Less animation.